Lego of Death
This my friend is the Lego of Death.
Small and fierce is this Lego.
It will cause words to come from your mouth that you did not know were possible.
Screams that cause the neighbors dog to bark.
Children will run in fear (mixed with laughter, might I add).
Oh, the pain.
Fetal position pain.
My heel still hurts today.
Just looking at it makes me want to curl up in a ball.
Bad Lego.
Evil Lego.
Who in their right mind would buy these things for their children?
I can take snot and vomit and poop, but I must steer clear of the Lego of Death!
Crystal,
I am sooo showing my hubby your post…he has gotten tangled up with many a lego and the words we hear-whew!! Hope your heel feels better soon! 🙂
Christine
That's why they are banned at my house! Kidding! I know how you feel. I was cringing while reading….oh the pain!
Kim